Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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