He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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