He is an equal opportunity slut.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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