Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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