dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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