Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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