do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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