At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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