: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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