he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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