): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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