whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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