Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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