***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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