Jerry, you need to find god
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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