I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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