You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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