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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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