I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Randomize
