I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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