i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
OPIZZABONMYDICK
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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