Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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