Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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