I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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