About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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