I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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