Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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