new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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