I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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