OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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