He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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