We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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