Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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