Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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what are you doing with your life
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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