Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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