I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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