our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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