I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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