I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish i was in the wii world.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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