grandma shit on top of the toilet
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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