Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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