Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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