he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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