There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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