I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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