let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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