What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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