I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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