their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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