ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
accomplished twins. life is a go
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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