Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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