I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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