He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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