his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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