Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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