i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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