i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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